When people brag about getting high.
everyone. read this.
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
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SOME GIRLS AND TUMBLR.
bianconamic: Girls always wanna look like a chick they saw on Tumblr. They want feather earrings & feather hair extentions. That bitch in the pic got Louboutins on, I want some! I’m going to shave my hair. I’m going to pretend I smoke weed because It looks cool. I don’t like Jordans but I’ll wear them and take a pic cause boys like that. STOP! It’s so annoying. Be your OWN WOMAN. Fuck the...
I have to start talking to you guys more.
More text posts (I’ll try)
When I hear someone say "Food".
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My Childhood is Over...
I started reading the books when I was 7 years old. I’m 18 now. I literally grew up in Hogwarts and it’s finally all over. This is one of the saddest moments of my life so far. It just hit me that I have to grow up now, but I will forever have Hogwarts in my heat. -I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
The best revenge is massive success.: Harry Potter... →
comego: Yo mama’s so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses! Yo mama’s so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn’t lift her. Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Hagrid look like “Mini-me”. Yo mama’s so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. Yo mama’s so ugly, even a dementor wouldn’t…
Do sluts call their private parts "public parts"?
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How to blow a bubble:
giggle-some-more: Step 1: First go like this Step 2: Spin around Step 3: STOP! Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3! Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust! Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT! Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town. Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this. Step 9: THEN…!
Not All Black Girls
Wear Weaves .. Get our acrylic nails extra long Talk with our necks Get in each others’ faces Are loud Are from the ghetto Swear Like Kool-Aid Have big lips and noses Wear Babyphat Have huge butts eat fried chicken But All Black Girls DO have Pretty skin colors Beautiful unique manageable hair Are strong Are deeper than you know Don’t hate us, Love us.
My reaction when I discovered Tumblr.
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