July 2011
When people brag about getting high.
everyone. read this.
robynthingz:
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
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SOME GIRLS AND TUMBLR.
bianconamic:
Girls always wanna look like a chick they saw on Tumblr. They want feather earrings & feather hair extentions. That bitch in the pic got Louboutins on, I want some! I’m going to shave my hair. I’m going to pretend I smoke weed because It looks cool. I don’t like Jordans but I’ll wear them and take a pic cause boys like that. STOP! It’s so annoying. Be your OWN WOMAN. Fuck the...
I have to start talking to you guys more.
More text posts (I’ll try)
When I hear someone say "Food".
lolsofunny:
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My Childhood is Over...
I started reading the books when I was 7 years old. I’m 18 now. I literally grew up in Hogwarts and it’s finally all over. This is one of the saddest moments of my life so far. It just hit me that I have to grow up now, but I will forever have Hogwarts in my heat.
-I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
The best revenge is massive success.: Harry Potter... →
comego:
Yo mama’s so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
Yo mama’s so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn’t lift her. Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Hagrid look like “Mini-me”. Yo mama’s so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. Yo mama’s so ugly, even a dementor wouldn’t…
Do sluts call their private parts "public parts"?
leilockheart:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA =))
How to blow a bubble:
giggle-some-more:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Not All Black Girls
Wear Weaves ..
Get our acrylic nails extra long
Talk with our necks
Get in each others’ faces
Are loud
Are from the ghetto
Swear
Like Kool-Aid
Have big lips and noses
Wear Babyphat
Have huge butts
eat fried chicken
But All Black Girls DO have
Pretty skin colors
Beautiful unique manageable hair
Are strong
Are deeper than you know
Don’t hate us, Love us.
My reaction when I discovered Tumblr.
jstforkicks:
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mother fucking 63,000+ notes ? o.O HOLY MOTHER OF TITTIES !
Playing Quidditch
hobbit-at-hogwarts:
Expectation:
Reality:
