Girls always wanna look like a chick they saw on Tumblr. They want feather earrings & feather hair extentions. That bitch in the pic got Louboutins on, I want some! I’m going to shave my hair. I’m going to pretend I smoke weed because It looks cool. I don’t like Jordans but I’ll wear them and take a pic cause boys like that. STOP! It’s so annoying. Be your OWN WOMAN. Fuck the hype.
I started reading the books when I was 7 years old. I’m 18 now. I literally grew up in Hogwarts and it’s finally all over. This is one of the saddest moments of my life so far. It just hit me that I have to grow up now, but I will forever have Hogwarts in my heat.
Yo mama’s so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
Yo mama’s so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn’t lift her. Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Hagrid look like “Mini-me”. Yo mama’s so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. Yo mama’s so ugly, even a dementor wouldn’t…